|okay so i guess i should tell you guys about myself. |
anyway, Die Hard is a really awesome movie. i mean, it's practically one of the best out there. it's hard nowadays to find a good movie quote that not everybody knows. that's why i love Die Hard. "Now I have a machine gun...ho ho ho." is such a great quote from that movie, and not everyone knows it.
|The worst liquid to have poured on you (besides hot oil, gasoline, and battery acid) is most definitely milk. That's right, pure milk. Allow me to explain. |
Earlier today, my fat cat was bitching at me for attention, so I decided to give her some wholesome milk. As I was bending over to pour it in the bowl by her dish, I lost my balance and spilled a bunch on my arm. It was one of the most unpleasant feelings I have ever experienced. It felt like instant drying paint, which, if you haven't ever felt that, feels crusty like plaster.
I would definitely not want to fall into a vat of milk anytime soon.
|This past weekend was Homecoming up at school. Friday night was a football game. Edit: Good Lord was I out of it while writing this! I was driven by my friend who isn't in band and hung out with another. Woosh, way over my head. Also I hung out with an eighth grader, whom I nicknamed Salad(long story), the entire game. We witnessed a fight, which, of course, is always a pleasant experience. After the first punch was thrown, Salad and I kind of walked away. After many hours of walking in circles and not exactly paying attention to the game, I bid adieu to Salad and caught a ride home with one of my friends. |
That was the uneventful part of my weekend. Here's the eventful part:
Saturday night. Homecoming dance. Loud music. Formal attire. Dancing. Sounds like fun, right? It was the biggest waste of my five dollars ever. My school has about 2,500 kids, and 2,499 of them attended the dance. Tons of people were crowded in to one small gymnasium, not to mention how many kids crowded the labyrinth of hallways leading towards the concession stand. I had a harder time keeping track of where I was than I did trying to keep track of where my friends were. I was attempting to move about the mosh pit with annoying rap music blaring from speakers up towards the front, when the lights suddenly went out. Everyone screamed and the music got louder as the DJ turned the strobe lights on. Supposedly, this made the dance more fun, but it just made me feel like we were under attack. As the evening progressed, half of the gym had its lights turned on, and the other half was in complete darkness. On the light side were about half of the freshman running around and wondering if anyone would kiss them. As I was standing there with some friends, I became fascinated with why everyone was so suddenly obsessed with such an intimate public display of affection. Then I ventured over to the dark side. There, everyone was making out with everyone. I refuse to go into any more detail than that, but let me tell you, it was one of the grossest things I have ever seen. I quickly found refuge at the concession stands and hung out there the rest of the night.
After the dance, I went to one of my friend's post parties. That consisted of fifteen of us going down to the basement to watch Montey Python. Okay, so, sure it's funny hahaha, but for some reason, Montey Python has just never been able to hold my attention. So a good friend of mine along with myself left the TV room and played some ping pong. I swear, if anyone ever wanted to take over the world, all they'd have to do is put everyone in the same room and turn on Montey Python. The other thirteen of my friends at the party watched the wacky version of The Holy Grail until midnight.
Anyway, that was my weekend. I certainly hope yours wasn't anything like mine. If it was, then I feel your pain.
|Okay, first of all: Was the bloodiest battle in the Civil War Antietum? I seriously need to know.|
Good, Lord, what has this world come to? Not only was I bored enough to fill out one of those really long surveys that are extremely tedious for anyone to read, but I was also heartless enough to post it. Forgive me.
Where were your parents born? Long Island, New York
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? John Mayer solo acoustic concert 11-19
What's your favorite restaurant? Subway. Sure, it's not really a restaurant, but it's certainly not fast food either.
Last time you swam in a pool? Liz's end of summer pool party. I went in fully clothed because I'm that modest.
Have you ever been in a school play? Yes, fifth grade I was Noah Claypole in Oliver Twist.
How many kids do you want? Four to six
Type of music you dislike most? Usher. I'm not sure what music group he belongs to, but whatever it is, I hate him and all like him.
Are you registered to vote? I'm only fifteen (not fourteen anymore, fifteen yes!)
Do you have cable? Yeah, but do I ever use it? No.
Have you ever ridden on a moped? No, but when I go to Germany, that's going to be one of my goals.
Ever prank call anybody? I tried once, but they had caller ID. Sometimes technology is no fun.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Depends on how much I'd be getting paid.
Furthest place you ever traveled? Long Island, New York? No Virginia...No! Massachusetts...
Do you have a garden? I did, but I kind of forgot to water it and feed it, so it died.
What's your favorite comic strip? I never read comics but Peanuts is always fun.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yeah, I know four verses to it.
Bath or Shower, morning or night? In the summer and spring, I shower in the morning, and in the fall and winter I shower at night. That way my body temperature stays above freezing.
Favorite pizza topping? I like extra sauce, onions, black olives, pepperonis, peppers. Also, this isn't a topping, but I always refridgerate my pizza because it tastes so much better cold.
What color lipstick do you usually wear? I don't wear lipstick. I don't wear lip gloss. I don't wear lip balm or chapstick or whatever other word you want to give it. I do carry around this strawberry lip gloss that Sam got me for my birthday, in case I get hungry. Honestly, as far as lip gloss goes, that stuff is delicious.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? I never thought of that...
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? I'm not exactly what the general public would call beautiful, but it doesn't bother me. After having a joyous meet and greet with Miss Pennsylvania in eighth grade, I don't ever want to be in any kind of pageant, for fear that I might win.
Orange Juice or apple? Apple juice. Note, I said apple juice, not apple cider. There's a lot of confusion between the two. Anyway, I don't like orange juice at all. I don't dig pulp. And it doesn't count to buy the kind that comes without pulp because it still tastes like pulp.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? I went out to dinner with my mom and brother on my birthday; we ate at Old Spring House.
Favorite type chocolate bar? Hershey's
When was the last time you voted at the polls? Never have.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? During the summer at my dad's house.
Have you ever won a trophy? No, I won a ribbon though.
Are you a good cook? Not yet.
Do you know how to pump your own gas? No I don't.
Ever order an article from an infomercial? No, I get bored of infomercials too quickly to stick around and order the thing.
Sprite or 7-up? Sprite; it's bubblier and served at more restaurants.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? I've never had a job, and my school doesn't require uniforms.
Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Bubble gum.
Ever thrown up in public? Come to think of it...no...oh wait, yeah.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? True love. Yeah love doesn't always last, but neither does money.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Sure, why not?
Can exs be friends? Yeah...
Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Not really.
What message is on your answering machine? "No one is available to take your call, please leave a message after the beep, and we will get back to you as soon as possible."
What was the name of your first pet? Courageous, the cat.
What's in your backpack? A couple of binders and a book.
Favorite thing to do before bedtime? listening to music or playing guitar.
What do you think about? Many a thing.
Thanks for bearing with me there. I have a really strange attachment to surveys; I can't explain.
Lastly, I'm a total dumbass.
Have fun, everyone.
Yeah, I sure was one deep kid back then -_-
Current Mood: okay
Current Music: Franz Ferdinand - Darts of Pleasure